girl of my dreams
things are as bad as they seem
she is only sixteen.
that's why she's only a dream.
woman of my dreams,
lives right down my street,
has a daughter who's sixteen.
that's why she's only a dream.
what do i do this for?
i've got to get out some more
go down to the grocery store
meet someone i'll adore.
someone who'll make me laugh,
someone to be my better half,
keep me warm under the sack,
share with me my midnight snack.

job of my dreams
things are as bad as they seem.
working where i did at fourteen
making less pay it seems.

what do i do this for?
i've got to get out some more
go down to the grocery store
meet someone i'll adore.
someone who'll make me laugh,
someone to be my better half,
keep me warm under the sack,
share with me my midnight snack.

house of my dreams
things are as bad as they seem.
my parents house i'll stay for free
until i'm at least forty-three.

what do i do this for?
i've got to get out some more
go down to the grocery store
meet someone i'll adore.
someone who'll make me laugh,
someone to be my better half,
keep me warm under the sack,
share with me my midnight snack.